A Novel By David A. Dawson, Phd

Pummeled to Death by Hamburger

A darkly comic psychological tale about one man, one system, and multiple disasters waiting to happen

Michael Dunston wants one simple thing: to survive the American healthcare system long enough to get a new wheelchair. Instead, one routine insurance request drops him into a spiraling circus of incompetence, bureaucratic obstruction, and quiet cruelty.

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Ready for a darkly funny ride through the absurdities of the American healthcare system? Pummeled to Death by Hamburger follows Michael Dunston as one simple request for a new wheelchair sends him spiraling through bureaucracy, insurance battles, incompetence, and unexpected cruelty. Purchase the eBook and experience this sharp, irreverent, and painfully relatable story for yourself.

About the Book

Every phone call feels like a battle. Every form is a trap. And that’s before things get dangerous.

Michael Dunston wants one simple thing: to survive the American healthcare system long enough to get a new wheelchair. What he doesn’t expect is that filing a routine insurance request will drop him into a spiraling circus of incompetence, bureaucratic obstruction, and quiet cruelty.

When Carol, a brilliant medical researcher and Michael’s closest ally, dies under suspicious circumstances, he becomes the reluctant keeper of her unfinished research at the cutting edge of medicine. Instead of answers, he discovers a tangle of corrupted institutions, disappearing evidence, and officials who seem more committed to protecting systems than saving lives.

Darkly funny, painfully honest, and grounded in real medical and psychological insight, Pummeled to Death by Hamburger exposes the absurdities that thrive within broken institutions. This is the story of a man caught between science and survival, trying to stay alive while the world around him mistakes incompetence for a plan.

The short version

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A darkly satirical novel following one man’s journey through the absurd, frustrating, and often hilarious world of the medical cannabis industry, where truth and fiction blur.

Dark comedy and psychological satire

Meet the characters

Michael Dunston

All he wants is a new wheelchair. All he gets is a system that seems built to stop him, and a mystery he never asked to solve.

Carol

A brilliant medical researcher and Michael’s closest ally, whose suspicious death leaves him holding her unfinished work.

Sometimes the real threat isn't the disease.
It's the machinery built to treat it.

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